Mommy, stop telling me how cute I look and put some clothes on me already. It's cold in here!
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11 months already!
pretty girly, no?
Ramblings of a Stay at Home Mom.
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Playful Tylo
11 months already!
First Swing Ride
Tylo at 7 months
pretty girly, no?
Enough to make you smile . . .
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. -- Ellen DeGeneres
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket"? she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." -- Jake Johansen
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? -- Marilyn Pittman
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. -- Conan O'Brien
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews.Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.' – Jerry Seinfeld
Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress ... But I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. -- Jim Carrey
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. -- Ellen DeGeneres
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket"? she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." -- Jake Johansen
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? -- Marilyn Pittman
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. -- Conan O'Brien
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews.Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.' – Jerry Seinfeld
Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress ... But I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. -- Jim Carrey
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Welcome to SAHM I AM!
I hope you will find this blog interesting and will come back again and again! I promise to keep it fresh, for as long as I have time for.
I also promise not to spend more than 1 hour per day on it, after Tylo has already gone to bed. After all, I am not really deserving of the SAHM title if I spend all my time blogging!
I also promise not to spend more than 1 hour per day on it, after Tylo has already gone to bed. After all, I am not really deserving of the SAHM title if I spend all my time blogging!
About Me
- Tylo's Mom
- A 28 yr old, new mom, new wife, old soul. Mother to Tylo (her real name), a beautiful baby girl, and Kitty, the recently neglected, once-spoiled cat, wife to HP (not his real name or initials), friend to a close few.
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